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Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singing, 'Holy Miss Moley, Otis: Got me a live one.' Otis: Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. But! If you make so much as a fuckin' peep! I'm going to cut you like a pig and make you eat your own fucking intestines. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?ĭialogue Otis: Shut your mouth! Otis: I said, shut your fucking mouth! Otis: Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here.You gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun.I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick 'em up on the wall. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em.

There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages the woman said, 'Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit.'.Give me a 'B', give me an 'A', give me a 'B' give me a 'Y', What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?.We like to get fucked up, and do fucked up shit.Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.You don't know what kinda dry spell I've had here. I mean, I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here.

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Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs.Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'.I can't understand what's delaying that coffeepot. Now, what I'm telling you is for your own good- And if you listen to me- You can't go wrong. No you can't, the gas company turned it off. Waiting to hear your steps on the stairs.Īnd I can see a little light, burn- Burning in the window. Don't you know your poor old mother sits there. But I want to give you some advice: you're running around with the wrong kind of people! Do you want to be a crook? Now, why don't you go home? Pardon me, my name is Spaulding, and I've always wanted to meet you. You'd better come with me, young fellow!ĭon't take him away, Officer! He returned the paintings. Yeah, that's all right for me, but I gotta partner.

Well, that's reasonable, I can see that all right. Yesterday, you didn't come, that's three hundred dollars. How much would you want to run into an open manhole? And if we don't play, that runs into money. You see, if we don't rehearse, we don't play. Now for rehearsing, we make special rate: that's'a fifteen dollars an hour. Oh, for playing, we get ten dollars an hour. Say, you're lucky he didn't come yesterday. You are one of the musicians, but you were not due until tomorrow.Ĭouldn't come tomorrow, that's too quick.

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